February 2012
Those days when you're not talking to someone who... →
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THIS RIGHT NOW THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
this blog is hilarious
Sneaking food into your bedroom when it's past... →
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;) don’t click
I hate it when someone bumps into me and doesn't...
And I’m like,
When you grow up you start to appreciate the... →
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LIKE NAP TIME
90’S CARTOONS
AND BASIC MATH
Shopping
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with your friends :
with your mom :
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someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
me: omg let's go do something productive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
January 2012
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
When your parents call you to dinner 1000 times
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